Austria vs. Australia is the third rap battle of the series. It features the country full of dangerous creatures, Australia, rapping against Austria, whose name is often confused with Australia.
Oy' mate, Australia here, I'm here to oblir'ate this coward of fear
This puny little european can't even handle a spear
Hitler is Austrian, what a shame to your country
I'd bake you a spider cupcake pantry
Your overweight people are no match for my army of hunting men!
If you were a spider i'd send you back to your den!
Oh lookings at this oceanic continent, thinks yuo very stronk
Me more aggressive than your Australian monk
I can tell yuo needings attention
Just listenings to me to help your ascension
Yuo may is strong but yuo need manners
Natives livings in you but now they is goners
You still having the mark of UK in you
Is you reals independant?
Or is you just parts of United Kingdom too?
You better stop ra'ight there m'ate
There's no reason to hate
You're been part of the third reich?
Here's some tarantula sandwiches to make everything better
I think i'll go on and write you a letter
No no no no, you not smooth talkings me out of this
Because now me is pissed
You cannot just writing letter
That cannot into makings everything the better
Yuo might has been a peaceful land
Now yuo others are just afraidings of your creatures in sand
I shall make winnings this battle, i have earned
Someone make callings of the doctor, because someone just got the burn!